Inbox Command
We take the inbox off your chest. Triaged, answered, escalated only when it actually needs you.
Fig. 1 — The Virtualizers, over the city they protectVirtual assistants with superpowers
48hRapid Deployment
OneDedicated Operator
InboxCalendarCRMResearch
"Your admin never stood a chance."
Fig. 2 — The revealWhat they actually run
Ordinary title. Absurd output.
Our assistants are operators who learn your business, hold your standards, and act without waiting to be told twice.
Calendar Control
No double bookings. No 14-email scheduling threads. Your week gets built around your real priorities.
CRM & Follow-Up
Every lead logged, every follow-up sent. Deals stop dying in the gap between meetings.
Research & Reporting
Vendors, competitors, candidates, numbers. You get the answer, not sixty open tabs.
Fig. 3 — The daily rescueThe useful numbers
48h
To fully onboarded
1
Dedicated operator, not a pool
12+
Hours back per week
0
Long-term contracts
How the rescue works
Three moves. No discovery theatre, no onboarding maze, no committee.
01
The signal
A 30-minute call. You tell us what is eating your week and who your customers are. We tell you exactly what we take over.
02
The handover
We document your rules, get access to what we need, and build your playbook. Fully onboarded inside 48 hours.
03
The takeover
Your operator runs the work daily. One weekly report, one point of contact, zero chasing from you.
Fig. 7 — Real heroes, no ratchetPick your level of backup
Flat monthly pricing. One dedicated operator on every plan. Cancel with 30 days notice.
Sidekick
$620 / mo
20 hours a month
For solo founders who are ready to stop doing everything themselves.
- — Inbox triage
- — Calendar and scheduling
- — Weekly report
Partner
Most enlisted$1,150 / mo
40 hours a month
For founders and small teams who need a real operator, not a task rabbit.
- — Everything in Sidekick
- — CRM and follow-up
- — Research and reporting
- — Priority response
Full League
$2,150 / mo
80 hours a month
For busy leaders who need a full backup crew, not just a spare hand.
- — Everything in Partner
- — Two operators, one lead
- — Process documentation
- — Vendor and client comms
For enlisted clients
Your mission control
The Portal is a live view of your backup crew. See who is on duty, what they are working on, and ask questions about any of it.
Crew
Monitor every operator and drill into live activity.
Reports
Weekly hours, work mix, and focus at a glance.
Assistant
Ask our AI anything about your operation.
Fig. 7 — Lips on point
Dare to enlist us
Tell us what is eating your week. We reply within one business day with a plan and a flat monthly price — no discovery theatre.
Send the signal